Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Valentine's Day Surprise!

I got a package in the mail today from Granny Margaret and Papa Marshall.  They sent me candy for Valentine's Day. 

For immediate relief of: Chocolate Cravings, Lovesickness, Exam Pressure, Mild Anxiety, and Extreme Hunger. Directions for use: Tear open wrapper, break off desired dosage, and consume.  Alternatively massage into the affected area.  Repeat dosage as required until finished.  If symptoms persist consult your local confectioner.

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